The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
