return my video game
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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