sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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