I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
