Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I forget how to act sober
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
