so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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