i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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