Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
