I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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