so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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