he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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