she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i think im in europe. pls send help
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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