Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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