Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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