You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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