The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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