he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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