But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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