I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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