I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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