also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize
