So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
