Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
