Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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