My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Randomize