i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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