Clothes are such an inconvenience.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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