I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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