I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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