Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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