Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
