So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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