Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
