we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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