STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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