I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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