Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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