Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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