People in love make me want to vomit
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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