Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also, beer. Big fan.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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