yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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