school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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