Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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