You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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