I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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