He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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