You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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