i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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