eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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