She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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