My room smells like vodka and shame
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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