like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
