if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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