i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm at about main and main street
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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