That's intense
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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