I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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