so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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