I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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