Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My underwear smells like fireworks.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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